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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

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"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."

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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

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"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"

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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Australians do it Down Under

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"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

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