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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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No sex with anyone in the same office.

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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.

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