Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."