I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

When god created the men he was only kidding

# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

You're sweeter than glucose.

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon