A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion.
Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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