"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

You're sweeter than glucose.

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.