Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai