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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

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Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

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Sex has no calories.

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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

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Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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