Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho
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A true luv is gentle and sharing
A true luv is never not caring.
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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.
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