Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!

If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.