• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it
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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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