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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

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