Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.