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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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When god created the men he was only kidding
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Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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