A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.
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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart?
A:It starts with "My wife says..."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!
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"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration
of another's personhood."
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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.
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Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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You're sweeter than glucose.
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