• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?