May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.
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"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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