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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

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What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.

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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

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"You call it madness, but I call it love."

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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

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