"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Travel agents do it in lots of different places

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request