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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls." Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?" Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"

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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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It is always the wrong time of month.

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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

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