A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it.
The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
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