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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

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"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

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I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

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A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

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