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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.
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A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German.
The word "Ficken", which means to strike.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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