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"Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again."
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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Does your name begin with: A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
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A true luv is gentle and sharing
A true luv is never not caring.
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"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their
love was never yours to begin with..."
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When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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