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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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To err is human...to blame your computer
for your mistakes is even more human,
its downright natural.
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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German.
The word "Ficken", which means to strike.
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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