I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge