When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
|
| Refer this � |
What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
|
| Refer this � |
A true luv is gentle and sharing
A true luv is never not caring.
|
| Refer this � |
love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
|
| Refer this � |
2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
|
| Refer this � |
# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.
|
| Refer this � |
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
|
| Refer this � |
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
|
| Refer this � |
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
|
| Refer this � |
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
|
| Refer this � |
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
|
| Refer this � |
.jpg)
