"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.