I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.
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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What?
Ur eyes, sir !
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.'
Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'
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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."
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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
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