"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it

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Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."