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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells.
"See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gas attendants pump all day
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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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