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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it.
The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
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