Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
|
| Refer this � |
"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
|
| Refer this � |
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
|
| Refer this � |
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
|
| Refer this � |
How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
|
| Refer this � |
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
|
| Refer this � |
Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
|
| Refer this � |
Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
|
| Refer this � |
| |
| Refer this � |
| |
| Refer this � |
Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.'
Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'
|
| Refer this � |