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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

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Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]

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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

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