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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Detectives do it under cover
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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