Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.