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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Chess players check their mates

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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

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It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

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