Sms & Jokes

   Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

46 of 1000   Next Page ��

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Refer this �

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Refer this �

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

Refer this �

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

Refer this �

F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

Refer this �

# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

Refer this �

• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

Refer this �

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

Refer this �

Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Refer this �

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

Refer this �

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

Refer this �

  Sara Nepal's Instant SMS & jokes

46 of 1000   Next Page ��

 
Sara Poll
Do you like Summer / Winter ?
1. Summer
2. Winter

  View Result
Total Votes : 1018
Since Saturday, March 24, 2012

Instant SMS

What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

Refer this »
 
Wallpapers

 

Link with Saranepal.com

Link with Sara Nepal Chat