At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!