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Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

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What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!

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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

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