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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.
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