A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.