Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."

What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

"Don't forget to love yourself."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain