OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.