"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips