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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about
A true luv is never something to doubt.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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A complex system that doesn't work is
invariably found to have evolved from a
simpler system that worked just fine.
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