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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

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I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

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