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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
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Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees
But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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