"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.