One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
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"Blushing is the color of virtue."
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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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