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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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