Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."