Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.