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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

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