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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Detectives do it under cover
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
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"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."
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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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love: when intercourse is called making love.
lust: all other times.
marriage: what's intercourse?
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Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
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