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Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

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Q:How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A:It starts with "My wife says..."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.

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