Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."